May 2011
Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must...
“What are you doing to my face?”
“Just trust me on this one”
That moment when you're home alone
And you do whatever you please
Then you hear some noise..
SHIT, THEY’RE HERE!
Then you run to your room like:
- Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?”
Nothing mom, studying.
“Are you sure?..”
Mom please, who do you think I am?
“Oh, my child is so smart!”
And when she leaves:
“If only she knew!”
I loveee Stewie(:
living-life-how-i-should:
