Dear Future Girlfriend
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: Can we cuddle, & watch Pokemon? Then Scott Pilgrim? & whatever else you wanna watch. :) as long as I get to cuddle with you all night I’ll be happy. <3 Love, me. :)
Dear Future Girlfriend: Dear future girlfriend, →
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: My life is absolutely horrible right now. Everyday I think about killing myself, but right now you’re the only thing keeping me going. Even though I don’t know who you are or even where you are, the very thought of you is keeping me alive. The days are getting harder and the thoughts of ending it…
Dear Future Girlfriend: →
notestomyfuturegirlfriend: I want to wake up next to you, and see you still sleeping peacefully next to me. I want to trace invisible patterns on you skin, so i can memorize every dip and curve of your body. I want to give you soft kisses until you wake up. I want to see you look at me with sleepy smile, and kiss you. I…
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
Doctor: Do you use condoms?
Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
Me: Not that I'm aware of.
Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.