March 2012
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FUCKING STAY AWAY FROM HER
You have no idea how much I hate you. Badmouth prostitute.
Dear Future Girlfriend*,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
I like to be independent. I like to do my own thing and have my own space. I value the ability to go my own way. This might make things hard for us sometimes.
This does not mean that I don’t love you, or that I want to leave you. Please don’t ever take this as abandonment or rejection.
I will always come back to you.
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